where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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