I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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