Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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