she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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