butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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