she was so not down for the gang bang
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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