So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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