we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
what day is it and did you see me today?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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