last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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