great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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