Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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