he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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