i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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