Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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