How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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