he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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