I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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