Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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