Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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