Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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