he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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