If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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