Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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