I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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