honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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