There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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