Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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