UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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