Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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