Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Randomize
