ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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