new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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