The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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