Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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