we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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