Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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