So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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