You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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