Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You can't just leave with hair like that
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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