wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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