Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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