How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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