so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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