Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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