She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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