Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
is that a dick in a sweater?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
