You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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