I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
