My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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