I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
