everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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