I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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