Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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