I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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