So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i wish my penis had a tongue
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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