i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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